I talked to a guy at our last party who explained to me that he did not drink tequila because the last time he drank tequila, he tried to kill someone. Specifically, he had tried to rip someone's heart out of their body, leaving some rather nasty scars in the process. Then he told me that the guy he had tried to kill was out on the deck. "Wait a minute" I said, "You tried to rip this guy's heart out of his body and he still hangs out with you?" At that point the guy in question popped his head in the door and said, "Sure, but I don't let him drink tequila."