One day long ago I was sitting in Lum's eating breakfast. By definition hung over, since there is no other known reason to eat in Lum's. Was sitting at an angle where I really couldn't see what went on in the rest of the place, but was aware that people were paying a lot of attention to something that was going on out of my line of sight. In fact some people were flat out staring. Next thing I know, a guy who must have been 60 if he was a day, comes skipping down the aisle toward my table, stark naked, singing "I can do whatever I want to." Which was true I suppose, at least until he skipped out the door to find the police waiting.