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Schlitzer Purim Torah Institute
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(not affiliated with the Schlitzer Purim Institute for Torah)
Rabbi Noah A. ("Al") Kohol, Rabbinic Administrator and Rebbe
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Happy PURIM, 5764

The Most Holy Schlitzer Rebbe, Shityia
I don't know the difference between Haman and Mordechai.
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Public Affairs from a
PURIM TORAH
Perspective

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Purim Torah for 5762

The Kiddush Cup Who Hated 'Shine
(fiction/parody)

G-d is going to punish me for this one.  I take a perefectly charming children's book I enjoyed during my own childhood and give it a sendup that includes kabbala and drug humor.  But all in the name of the sanctification of Purim.
 

New!
For 5764!!

The Rebbe learns from RAMBAM on the Messianic Age
.....
Will it be any beter than the Golus we now endure?
A Schlitzer Photo Album:
Never Before Revealed Pictures of the Rebbe and his holy congregation
Purim Torah for 5760
"Why the Holy Torah Was Never Published as a Government Document"
The Rebbe's argument for Chuurch-State separation
The Schlitzer PURIM FAQ
  Joe Bachman writes like the dickens!  Read Chapter one of his latest attempt at plagiarism:

A Pesach Prayer

Co-authored by Charles Dickens and the Ghost of Pesach Past

Classics of Purim Torah:

Words of the Rebbe regarding the Kashrus status of food (5755)

.and an update from the Rebbe, 5760
A selection of the Rebbe's Responsa: 

The Halakhic Mind at work on Purim

Y2K? 
No Problem!
BUT....
Click here and read about the near disaster that almost befell our people on Purim 4760
Fiction: The adventures of a Frum starship captain, Part 1
Links to gems of Purim Torah from 
other sources
UNIX is Jewish Biography of the Rebbe
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..and find out why Beer is better for You than Milk!
(Of course, the Rebbe says, for a fleischig meal, beer is always better than milk!)
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