Top 36 Reasons Why Aurora Is Better Than Any Other Disney Princess
by: Steve C. Liu <admiral@access.digex.net>
Why 36? This was written in 1995, Sleeping Beauty's 36th anniversary year.
Some of these items were r.a.d. in-jokes.
- Has not just one, but three fairies looking out for her
- Had neat codename, "Briar Rose", that worked for sixteen years
- Knows the danger of skin cancer, wore a shawl in the sun
- She's so great, it's forbidden to use her real name on merchandise
- The birds stop singing to hear her
- It's always spring when she's around
- No lipstick, her lips are naturally that red
- There is no number twenty-nine
- Had proper manners for a young lady
- Looks good in both pink and blue
- Had great birthday surprises
- Only princess who actually wore a royal crown
- Has insane fans willing to kidnap Eisner for her
- Who else had hundreds of people come just to pay homage to her?
- You just melt when she flashes that smile at you, *sigh*...
- Is caused by particles trapped in the magnetic field... Sorry, wrong
aurora...
- Who else had her score written before the movie was made?
- Can fool you into thinking someone else sings for her (Right, Ed?)
- Didn't need to wear revealing "dresses" to get a man interested
- Maleficient doesn't even try to pretend to be good... Sorry, that's a
top ten reason why Sleeping Beauty is the greatest Disney movie ever...
- Had those contacts which make her blue eyes seem brown
- "Au"rora, Sunshine gold hair, coincidence?
- Invisible choir follows her around
- She's harder to get, hence more valuable :)
- Brings the dawn each morning... Sorry, that's the goddess Aurora...
- Her curiosity never got her in trouble
- Her prince was ready to commit in a few minutes
- Didn't have a midnight curfew
- Can dance with an owl in a cape
- Love at first sight; no rescues, gifts or magic carpets.
- Not just a princess, she's a Crown Princess
- Fills your life with sunshine
- Has a mother who's still alive
- Was more successful pretending to be a peasant
- Didn't need books to spark her imagination
- Had the best looking blue dress! (Tim's collection excluded)
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