The top ten down sides to marrying Ariel

Written by: Dean Velasco <vbv@mrdata.eeap.cwru.edu>

  1. No more fish for dinner
  2. Keeps hogging the bathtub
  3. All those reckless driving tickets
  4. Her morbid fear of scaling knives
  5. Looking for contact lenses in her size
  6. Rumor has it that Pocahontas is a major babe
  7. Gets hungry whenever you pass a live bait shop
  8. Having that steroid case for a father-in-law
  9. Everpresent fear that she'll run away with Tom Hanks

AND THE NUMBER ONE DOWN SIDE TO MARRYING ARIEL...

  1. Having to swim upstream once a year to spawn
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