"She never here, always out galavanting around the town with some r.a.d.-er. Lately she's picked up some Australian chappy, and hasn't been seen since last Monday. I really miss her, but it seems we'd both be better off if the relationship was ended."

Ariel was caught by reporters visiting AusneyLand with a dark, handsome un-named Australian. In reply to the news of Eric's file for divorce, she stated that:

"I've never been so happy as I have in the last few weeks! Eric was really raw about it at first; I feel sorry for him in a way; it's not his fault. I just needed to see the world, live my life. There's so much more to see! With Eric all we did was go for walks in the marketplace, rides in the country, and the odd little boat trip in the lagoon. This is so much more exciting!"

Ariel is currently staying in Melbourne, just a few miles South of AusneyLand, Australia's new theme park complex. Since she is now not part of Eric's empire, she has been forced to seek employment to sustain the lifestyle she has become used to.

"I'm considering moving to Australia permanently. I've been offered a job here at AusneyLand, as a walkaround Snow White. I'm really looking forward to it as I admire Snow very much. I had the chance to meet her recently, along with some of her friends, who were also very nice, but one of them had this very nasty cat," she told our reporter recently.

Ausneyland has gained a large amount of interest in the media due to recent installation of the HoloDisney(TM) system, a new interactive movie experience. 40 HoloDisney(TM) decks have been installed at AusneyLand, with more planned in the future. They were donated by an unknown Australian investor. The machines were designed and built in New KiwiLand, and have been gaining rapid popularity by a number of private individuals.

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