TOP 10 REASONS WHY MERFOLK LIKE THE ABC-DISNEY MERGER

Written by: Howard.Tung@Ebay.Sun.COM

  1. Now they can see if Roseanne can really float
  2. The blowfish can do whatever they want with Peter Jennings
  3. "Let's hire Connie Chung!"
  4. "Now we can air 'Silence of the Lambs' all we want! Go Hannibal!!"
  5. Taping an episode of "Full House" underwater and having all the oxygen tanks suddenly burst.
  6. Instead of "Grace Under Fire," "Grace Under Water".
  7. Ariel could kick everyone's ass in the Miss America pageant
  8. King Triton vs. the American Gladiators
  9. "We can all hang at Ted Koppel's house and try on hairpieces all day!"
  10. Two words : free dinglehoppers!!
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