I never did write up the orgy in the Burnsides' new house (yikes, that was over two years ago!). Frankly, it was a dud. The lovebeds didn't get much use, and having the party on two floors didn't work very well. There were a lot of problems with the stairs getting blocked. And the guests ended up spending most of their time in the kitchen downstairs, on the dance floor on one of the upstairs terraces, or smoking the hookah on the other upstairs terrace. I don't think any of them autonomously used the love beds, though a couple of them joined the ever-ready Laura when she was ready for action.
Here's the upstairs orgy room before the party. The folks in cages and chained to the wall are just for decoration.
Drew Carey showed up, in his BVDs. A little unclear on the concept.
The guests kept lining up to drink out of the super espresso machine.
The caterer kept blocking the stairs.
Laura tries her luck in the love bed but gets no takers.
Mortimer Goth runs out looking for Drew--long after Drew has gone inside, made a call on his cell phone, and started chowing down from the catering table.
Finally, a little action between Laura and Diane Pleasant. Remember, this was before the loved beds with the custom animations. This bed was one of the kinkier ones available.
No, Laura, don't do it!
Whew, saved by Diane.
Drew went out onto the terrace to dance, came on to Leanne, and got slapped.
Drew catches sight of Neil in his spiffy outfit.
Drew catches sight of the camera, which seems to excite him
Drew seems drawn to Neil.
Meanwhile, there's somewhere Laura would like to put Drew. But Neil's brother Noel is already there. Remember Noel from the Christmas orgy?
Perhaps thinking of his status as Senator, Neil isn't so sure he wants to be caught on camera getting that personal with Drew Carey, especially dressed as they are.
Laura gets more action, this time with Eden. But love bed use was sparse, to my disappointment.
Drew strikes out again--or is struck out.
Mortimer tells Laura that Drew ruined the orgy, and they console each other.
Everyone agrees--Drew wrecked the party.
Now Mortimer consoles Neil. Laura heads for the kitchen to start slugging punch.
After the guest finally leave, Laura and Neil console each other--in one of the lovebeds. They don't seem to notice the watcher--it's the DJ.
The next orgy wasn't very successful either, though it did have two good points: nudity and the sheepskin love rug, which was brand new at the time, and no Drew Carey. For a very brief look at the next orgy, go to page 14.