The Forgotten Orgies: The New Party House

I never did write up the orgy in the Burnsides' new house (yikes, that was over two years ago!). Frankly, it was a dud. The lovebeds didn't get much use, and having the party on two floors didn't work very well. There were a lot of problems with the stairs getting blocked. And the guests ended up spending most of their time in the kitchen downstairs, on the dance floor on one of the upstairs terraces, or smoking the hookah on the other upstairs terrace. I don't think any of them autonomously used the love beds, though a couple of them joined the ever-ready Laura when she was ready for action.

Here's the upstairs orgy room before the party. The folks in cages and chained to the wall are just for decoration.

upstairs orgy room

Drew Carey showed up, in his BVDs. A little unclear on the concept.

Drew Carey--what a dork

The guests kept lining up to drink out of the super espresso machine.

The caterer kept blocking the stairs.

Caterer blocks stairs

Laura tries her luck in the love bed but gets no takers.

Laura looks for loving

Mortimer Goth runs out looking for Drew--long after Drew has gone inside, made a call on his cell phone, and started chowing down from the catering table.

Mortimer runs outside Where's Drew and the limo? Drew is feeding his face

Finally, a little action between Laura and Diane Pleasant. Remember, this was before the loved beds with the custom animations. This bed was one of the kinkier ones available.

Diane gets ready to join Laura 69 is mighty fine

No, Laura, don't do it!

Laura considers Drew

Whew, saved by Diane.

Drew is distracted by Diane

Drew went out onto the terrace to dance, came on to Leanne, and got slapped.

Hey, baby! Get lost, creep!

Drew catches sight of Neil in his spiffy outfit.

Nice outfit!

Drew catches sight of the camera, which seems to excite him

Are we filming?

Drew seems drawn to Neil.

Can I feel your sequins?

Meanwhile, there's somewhere Laura would like to put Drew. But Neil's brother Noel is already there. Remember Noel from the Christmas orgy?

Noel, is that you?

Perhaps thinking of his status as Senator, Neil isn't so sure he wants to be caught on camera getting that personal with Drew Carey, especially dressed as they are.

Drew, I like you, but ...

Laura gets more action, this time with Eden. But love bed use was sparse, to my disappointment.

Eden joins Laura in bed

Drew strikes out again--or is struck out.

Get lost, creep!

Mortimer tells Laura that Drew ruined the orgy, and they console each other.

I don't care if he's a celebrity It's not your fault

Everyone agrees--Drew wrecked the party.

Can you believe that jerk? Laura, I hate to say it ... What an asshole!

Now Mortimer consoles Neil. Laura heads for the kitchen to start slugging punch.

You did your best I need several of these

After the guest finally leave, Laura and Neil console each other--in one of the lovebeds. They don't seem to notice the watcher--it's the DJ.

We still have each other And the DJ

The next orgy wasn't very successful either, though it did have two good points: nudity and the sheepskin love rug, which was brand new at the time, and no Drew Carey. For a very brief look at the next orgy, go to page 14.

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